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I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust




Hi guys, I’m in desperate need for money and I’m opening up commissions for the summer. I’m not sure how many people would actually want some, so right now I have five slots open. 

—I’m only accepting paypal—


(you can also send me any questions and all commission info here)


bust or half-body: 5$/ fullbody 7$ (2$/ per additional character)


bust or half-body: 10$/ fullbody 15$ (3$/additional character)


bust or half-body: 15$/ fullbody: 22$ (6$ per additional character)

If you’re interested, please shoot me an email here:

Thank you, guys! If you can’t afford it, I totally appreciate the reblogs. :]

Thank you for all the reblogs so far. I have three more spots open~









the idea of two aromantic platonic partners having a “convenience marriage” is like my favorite thing right now I’m both getting really excited and cracking up over the possibilities I mean just imagine:

  • "we got married because of tax benefits"
  • "we got married because it gave us an excuse to have sleepovers every night
  • "we got married because it seemed convenient to ‘pool our assets’ (aka our library is now twice as big, as is our collection of Disney movies)"
  • "we got married because it gave us an excuse to ask for toasters from people as wedding gifts"

#we got married because weddings are really exciting and we can plan it how we want it and it doesn’t need to include kissing bc that can be weird#but it gives us an excuse to have a dessert table#because dESSERT TABLE#I just want dessert table festivities#festivities around a dessert table#ahh#desssseeeeerrrrrt#CHEESECAKES THOOOOOOOO#YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

this is the most important addition anyone has made to this post bless you and may the Force be with you my friend


 We got married because broadway duets while doing choreswe got married because HALF AS MANY CHORESwe got married because surprise cookies on bad dayswe got married because surprise cookies on GOOD dayswe got married so we’d never have to ask the other if we could come over today againwe got married so our parents would stop asking (x)





I find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys I’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am.




So remember those zipper bags I ordered where the foxes were cut off???

Well, I will be getting them redone, but that still means I have a bunch of bags I can’t really sell for full price. I don’t know how well that’s going to go, so I figure I can do a giveaway to get rid of some of them! So here’s the deal, I have six bags I will send out to six of you guys, free of charge. That’s three ‘can you not’ designs and three ‘nope’ designs.

To enter the giveaway, just reblog this post anytime between now and Monday, June 23rd. Likes do not count, and no, you don’t have to be following me. I will ship internationally, but I may whine about the cost later. (Don’t worry, I promise to follow through despite my whines.) I will then pick six winners at random, and they’ll get their choice of the two designs, first come, first serve style. I’ll be contacting the winners via askbox, so make sure to have them open. If I do not hear back from a winner in 48 hours, I will pick the next person.

I believe that covers it. Happy giveaway, you guys!