IT IS AFTER MIDNIGHT AND I’M REALLY TIRED AND I’VE GONE A LITTLE LOOPY BUT LIS IS MAKING ME DO A THING
always post the rules
answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones
tag 10 people and link them; let them know they are tagged
I saw that tag hidden there, so
Here you go
Because you’re not home yet, Amy.
So this is all I have to distract myself with now that I am up to date on tumblr and have no other reason to not get down to writing.
Question #1: A STORY FOR THE LADY
Once upon a time there was a sword.
And that sword had a ridiculous amount of potential, you see.
For it was the sword of THE STARS.
Because the stars got bored and decided to play a prank on the suckers who lived on this one planet and send down this sword that was hugely powerful because (OH HEY YOU ARE HOME I will continue anyway) well, they were bored. And this was better than trying to watch their TVs.
So no one knew this sword was whoop-de-doo, because it looked like a normal sword so everyone treated it like a sword that had no magical powers or anything.
(whoops dinner time.)
Anyway, so the sword. It got very frustrated that no one could use it properly because they all thought it was a normal sword, right?
So one day the sword decided that it didn’t need some stupid person to be able to be ~FANTASTIC~ and it went and used its *STAR POWER* to wield itself.
And it went and looked for the last dragon in the whole world
The one that scared children at night just by opening its eyes
And made people all over the world reach for their weapons
And the sword said
And the dragon opened its eyes (children everywhere had nightmares for weeks) and said
And they immediately knew they had a deep and abiding kinship because people only ever let them be what people thought of them.
The dragon really just liked gardening and making tea and enjoying the sunlight.
But because everyone was so scared of the dragon, and kept trying to kill it to make themselves less afraid, the dragon had to hide in a deep dark cave where no one could find it and it was awfully sad.
So the sword and the dragon went up to the surface and the people screamed and shot arrows and spears and bullets and missiles at the dragon, but the sword used its *STAR POWERS* to protect the dragon and they flew off to a huge patch of land where the people had chopped down every tree and pulled up every plant and it was barren and sad and dead.
And the dragon spent the next many years turning it into a lovely garden where it could make tea and enjoy the sunlight, and the sword protected the dragon and the garden and they talked long into every night and slept long into every day
Favourite song: uhhhh… no idea. YOU KEEP EXPOSING ME TO REALLY GOOD ARTISTS AND THEN I DON’T HAVE A FAVOURITE SONG ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL SO GOOD DAMNIT.
I am going to be a writerly person because I said so.
And also I may rule the world.
Or be a superpowered person. Probably not a hero because that is a lot of pressure and I wouldn’t be good at that.
ANY OR ALL OF THE ABOVE IS ACCEPTABLE.
I AM FOLLOWING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE AMY AND YOU ARE MY FRIEND and also I like what you post so there is that.
My tumblr handle became thus when I was bored and trying to think of a url that wasn’t something I would cringe at. DRAGONS, there it’s fine.
Six: the worst haircut would probably be when I was in high school and I got this weird bob. It wasn’t shaped or layered at all, just cut straight around about my chin. It didn’t look very good.
Seven: I RECOMMEND MY BOOK THAT I WILL HAVE WRITTEN ONCE I HAVE WRITTEN IT.
EIGHT: Probably a HAIM song? Because I am currently listening to their music ALL THE TIME because I just got the cd and it’s SO GOOD.
9: I am wearing jimjams, my friend. Black boxers and a black shirt my Aunt sent me from the University of Auckland’s Engineering department. And, you know, underwear. And my glasses.
THE TENTH QUESTION: I don’t know? I have plenty of things that I think others might see as ‘guilty pleasures’ but that I just enjoy because I CAN AHAHAHA so, uh… stuff?