Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
(via kustrameow)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via kustrameow)
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
(via edgy-and-dull)
Treadmill preset: Fabulous
(via chellociraptor)
friendly reminder that you don’t owe your mom kindness and love if she hasn’t shown you any, and that family members don’t automatically deserve all your respect if they treat you badly. don’t let anyone make you feel guilty about how your parents treat you.
(via sandetiger)
sometimes one, sometimes the other
sometimes both
photos by mineapostasy
(It makes me smile how many people seem to relate to this or just enjoy it in general.)
It took me entirely too long to put together that these were you.
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When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(via cluelessnu)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:
- the grape gatsby
- lime & punishment
- the adventures of blackberry finn
- the crepes of wrath
- the catcher in the pie
- war and quiche
- around the world in eighty buffets
- 20,000 leagues under the tea
- the call of the wildberry
OPEN IT AND I WILL COME.
(via chellociraptor)
You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
(Source: darrenblaineharrycriss, via clydesbetterhalf)
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I feel sorry for hipsters. Do they even know how predicable and ordinary they are. “Oh look at me, I’m a little hipster! Look at my dream catcher and my jar of sand with cursive writing on it and my gif set of a girl spinning in circles in a flower dress on the beach.” Wow. I even just annoyed myself writing that.
fuck you, dream catchers are pretty, jars of sand are cool, cursive is badass and if I had a flower dress I’d probably spin in circles on a fucking beach too
