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[jaythenerdkid]

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pictured: why I write

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[larrycoincidences]

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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[sharkbomb]

The rest of the finished commissions. This batch was definitely harder.  

[wordsonastick]

THE BOTTOM ONE

DO YOU SEE THE BOTTOM ONE

DOyOuSeEItDO YOU????

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT YES PERFECTIONNNNNNN~

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↖This person still think’s Darwin’s death was bullshit

[pangeasplits]

#still not convinced he’s dead  #he just floated around the atmosphere for a bit  #saw Erik and Charles fighting under a nuclear strike  #thought ‘fuck that noise’ and reformed in Panama or something with a pina colada

[apfelgranate]

#he went and found alex after mystique airlifted his ass outta vietnam and now they’re just chillin’ and being dorkass boyfriends #i mean what (winterqueenelsaa)

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[patterfuck]

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

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[sharkbomb]

Hi guys, I’m in desperate need for money and I’m opening up commissions for the summer. I’m not sure how many people would actually want some, so right now I have five slots open. 

—I’m only accepting paypal—

paypal: pphouybanhdyt@mica.edu

(you can also send me any questions and all commission info here)

Sketches: 

bust or half-body: 5$/ fullbody 7$ (2$/ per additional character)

Lineart:

bust or half-body: 10$/ fullbody 15$ (3$/additional character)

Flats: 

bust or half-body: 15$/ fullbody: 22$ (6$ per additional character)

If you’re interested, please shoot me an email here: pphouybanhdyt@mica.edu.

Thank you, guys! If you can’t afford it, I totally appreciate the reblogs. :]

[sharkbomb]

Thank you for all the reblogs so far. I have three more spots open~

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[vortisaurus]

the idea of two aromantic platonic partners having a “convenience marriage” is like my favorite thing right now I’m both getting really excited and cracking up over the possibilities I mean just imagine:

• "we got married because of tax benefits"
• "we got married because it gave us an excuse to have sleepovers every night”
• "we got married because it seemed convenient to ‘pool our assets’ (aka our library is now twice as big, as is our collection of Disney movies)"
• "we got married because it gave us an excuse to ask for toasters from people as wedding gifts"

[vortisaurus]

#we got married because weddings are really exciting and we can plan it how we want it and it doesn’t need to include kissing bc that can be weird#but it gives us an excuse to have a dessert table#because dESSERT TABLE#I just want dessert table festivities#festivities around a dessert table#ahh#desssseeeeerrrrrt#CHEESECAKES THOOOOOOOO#YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

this is the most important addition anyone has made to this post bless you and may the Force be with you my friend

[eighthdoctor]

#aromantic couple that learns about the practice of getting married again to ‘reaffirm your commitment’#and proceeds to get married every year#and every year the dessert table is bigger and more extravagent#and they start experimenting with variations on the ceremony (x)

[sherokutakari]

#we got married because we only needed to buy one copy of each book #we got married because then no one goes to the movies alone #we got married because then we got to design WEDDING CLOTHES #we got married because pillow fights #we got married because this makes emergency contact info much easier #we got married because weirding out conservatives (x)

[eighthdoctor]

 We got married because broadway duets while doing chores, we got married because HALF AS MANY CHORES, we got married because surprise cookies on bad days, we got married because surprise cookies on GOOD days, we got married so we’d never have to ask the other if we could come over today again, we got married so our parents would stop asking (x)

[sherokutakari]

#we got married because someone will get meds when we’re sick #we got married because secondary income #we got married because joint big finish account #we got married because two people can walk more dogs than one person which means more dogs #we got married because broadway duets while doing anything #we got married because only one of us likes cooking and the other is fine with dishes #we got married because both of us like cooking and we can trade off #we got married because help with disabilities and someone who doesn’t judge #we got married because of the satisfaction of hearing ‘have you found someone yet’ and getting to say ‘yes’ and hang up #we got married because anniversary parties are even more fun than weddings #MORE DESSERT TABLES #we got married because couples discounts on things (x)

[aceofluck]

:D

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[peggingwithstyles]

I find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys I’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am.

[slutmuffins]

#I fall in love with random girls all over the place #but then my friend will be like ‘look how hot that guy is!’ #and I’ll be like yes but what are his political affiliations

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[eglads]

So remember those zipper bags I ordered where the foxes were cut off???

Well, I will be getting them redone, but that still means I have a bunch of bags I can’t really sell for full price. I don’t know how well that’s going to go, so I figure I can do a giveaway to get rid of some of them! So here’s the deal, I have six bags I will send out to six of you guys, free of charge. That’s three ‘can you not’ designs and three ‘nope’ designs.

To enter the giveaway, just reblog this post anytime between now and Monday, June 23rd. Likes do not count, and no, you don’t have to be following me. I will ship internationally, but I may whine about the cost later. (Don’t worry, I promise to follow through despite my whines.) I will then pick six winners at random, and they’ll get their choice of the two designs, first come, first serve style. I’ll be contacting the winners via askbox, so make sure to have them open. If I do not hear back from a winner in 48 hours, I will pick the next person.

I believe that covers it. Happy giveaway, you guys! 

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We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us and we drown.

T. S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock (thanks, foodfitlove)

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